2 Chainz – 100 Joints lyrics

[Hook]
Yeah uum
No matter what they say I smoke a hundred joints a day
Laying by my chopper, chopper laying by my safe
No matter what they say I smoke a hundred joints a day
Laying by my chopper, chopper laying by my safe
No matter what they say I smoke a hundred joints a day
Yeah

[Verse 1]
Hop up out that motherfucker swagging
Hop up out that motherfucker dabbing
Had an old school on some 'rellis
Used to go to school in some Bally's
Flexing Macho Man Randy Savage
Oh I'm 'bout to let these niggas have it
School of hard knocks I graduated
I got all my rims straight from Bailey's
Yeah
Laying by my chopper, chopper laying by my safe
No matter what they say 100 joints a day
I had 'em pre rolled all yesterday
You need your passport for our second date
You know I'm fly nigga rocking reptiles
I'm whooping on this beat like a step child
Big ring and a charm to match
Ya my role model was Project Pat
Life is too short, nigga born to mac
I hop up out that coupe nigga rat, rat
Hating on the style I hope you die today
I hope they ass don't find your ass for 30 days
Mind on my money, money on the stage
Ain't judge a book by its cover, turn the page
I like her on the pole, that's the business nigga
As soon as she get off I'mma kick it with her
[Hook]
Laying by my chopper, chopper laying by my safe
No matter what they say I smoke a hundred joints a day
Laying by my chopper, chopper laying by my safe
Don't matter what they say I smoke a hundred joints a day

[Verse 2]
Time to switch it up for 'em
Time to flip it up for 'em
Got a Masi on the corner
Pull it out when I want to
Pull your bitch when I want her
Marijuana in the joint
Codeine in a Styrofoam, that's getting to the point
East Point in this motherfucker
College Park in this motherfucker
West Side in this motherfucker
The best died in this motherfucker
My damn street know I'm riding through it
Four four two on the hood
Do this shit here for the hood
Why you niggas shit on the hood?
Two two three at the sunroof
Niggas spitting like one tooth
Turn around and see white smoke when I leave out the mic booth
I'm tight nigga that's known
Put gold on the white coupe
Put gold on the white tooth
Put gold on my wife too

[Hook]
Laying by my chopper, chopper laying by my safe
No matter what they say I smoke a hundred joints a day
Laying by my chopper, chopper laying by my safe
No matter what they say I smoke a hundred joints a day
Yeah yeah
Laying by my chopper, it's laying by my safe
No matter what they say I smoke a hundred joints a day
Laying by my chopper, it's laying by my safe
No matter what they say I smoke a hundred joints a day, lil' bitch