5 Second Rule – Plays The Game lyrics

Wakes up in the morning and he crawls out of his bead
Tucks the G.I. Joe sheets in and heads straight for the TV set
Up late from the night before, been playing games online
Only time of refrence is the light that shines in through his blinds

Welcome to life, new age providence
Motion picture in stereo
Chivalry's died, killed by modern times
All that remains video games and TV shows

Got kicked out of high school when he was twenty-three
Never graduated but he's working on his G.E.D.
Jack of many trades - Atari, Game Boy, Nintendo
First round draft pick every time in partners for Halo