Adam Sandler – At A Medium Pace lyrics

[Talking quietly]
M1: Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man.
M2: We just had a test a week ago. Now we gotta take another one tommorrow. This sucks!
M1: And it counts for 80 percent of our grade.
M2: Well we better study our butts off.
M1: Well we came to the right place, the ever so quiet library.
M2: Ok, enough talking, let's study!
M1: All right.
[Turning pages]

[Heavy steps]
M2: Uh oh
M1: Oh no! Fatty McGee is coming. We'll never get any studying done with him in the library.
[Heavy steps continue]
M2: Oh god, he's taking the stairs! That means he's going to be way out of breath!

[Fatty whining, try to catch breath]
M1: Oh no, he's going to sit with us.
Fatty: [Annoying whining voice] Hey fellas, studying for the big test?
M1: Uh, yes Fatty, we were.
Fatty: [Still trying to catch breath] Great! I'll join ya.
[Fatty pulls out chair and falls into it, still whining horribly]
M2: Hey Fatty, why don't you go to the bathroom 'till you catch your breath?
Fatty: No, no, I'm catching it!
[Fatty continuing to whine and snort]
M1: Ok, ok Fatty, but try to keep the wheezing level down, we're trying to concentrate.
Fatty: [Continuing to wheeze and whine louder] Sure, no problem.
M1: Oh man.
Fatty: [Still snorting and whining loudly] This test counts for eighty percent of our grade, you know.
[Whining continues even louder]
M1: Yes Fatty, we know, we just said that.
[Wheezing continues a little softer]
M2: Fatty! Please keep it down!

[Fatty makes snoring/whining sounds]

M2: Is he sleeping!?
M1: No, it's his deviated sceptum. Seriously Fatty, keep the breathing down. [Snoring stops, more weird noise starts]
M2: Ahh geez Fatty, what's wrong with you!?
Fatty: [Pausing, snorting] I'm trying.
[Whining continues]
M1: Fatty, you know what's going to happen! Stop breathing so heavy! Please we gotta study!
[Whining gets higher and higher until it's continuous]
M2: Oh no, that one's going to do it!

[Fire alarm sounding, fire trucks honking their horns, sirens reeling]
M2: Fatty, the fire department thinks the fire alarm went off again!
Fatty: [Continuing his LOUD annoying whine] I'm sorry!
Fireman Ray: Fire! Man the building!
M1: Sorry Fireman Ray, it's not the fire alarm.
Fireman Ray: Fatty McGee, is that you again!?
Fatty: [Stillin whining annoyingly] Yes. [Snort] Sorry. [Snort]
Fireman Ray: Didn't we tell you not to take the stairs anymore!?
Fatty: [Whiney voice] But I like the stairs!
Fireman Ray: [annoyed] Why!?
Fatty: [Still whining horribly] They're fun!
Fireman Ray: Oh Fatty McGee, you're the fattest!
[Everyone laughing at stupid joke]
[Raspberry]