Adam Sandler – Buddy lyrics

Performed by Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, David Spade, Tim Meadows, Tim Herlihy, and Robert Smigel

[Moving Train]
Next stop! Coopersville!

[Two guys talking]
Hey Buddy
Buddy!
How was the bathroom Buddy, pretty gruesome?
Buddy, I had to hold my breath Buddy!
Eheh Buddy, don't even tell me about it Buddy!
Buddy I know.
Buddy, M M's?
Chocolate me, Buddy!... Tasty Buddy!
Buddy definitely
Hey get in on this drink Buddy!
Buddy, don't mind if I do
It's a bloody, Buddy
Buddy, it's killer!
BUDDY!
Sorry Buddy
Save me some Buddy!
Buddy I said I was sorry!
That's ok Buddy

[Two more guys enter]
Hey Dude!
Hey Buddy!
Dudes, you know this dude?
What's up Dude?
Hey Buddy
Buddy, sit down
Have some bloody Buddy
Dude
Dudes, here's a sixer, Budweiser time
Yeah, Bud Buddy
Yeah Dude
Cold ones Dude
Buddy, killer!
[Drinking]
I'm buzzing Buddy!
Dude, I know!
[Female walking by]
Oh Dude, check it, she's killer!
I want some of that Buddy
Oh Buddy, save some for me
Dude, that's my ex-girlfriend
Oh, sorry Buddy
Just watch it Dude!
Hey lay off him Buddy
Dude, don't get him started
I said I was sorry Buddy
Dude, let's just drop it
Buddy?
It's cool Dude

[Two more guys enter]
Hey Homey's
What's up Homeys?
Hey Buddy
What's up Dude?
Just chillin' Homey
Cool Buddy
Yeah Dude
Buddy
Homey
Dude
Homey
Dude
Buddy
Dude, check it out, a prison
Oh Buddy, imagine being stuck in there
I know Dude, that would suck
Homey, my brother is in there
Oh Buddy
Sorry about that Dude
Bummer Buddy
Bad timing Homey
I know Buddy
Sorry Dude
Not your fault Homey
I know, but Buddy
No, it's cool Homey

Dude, there's another train on this track
[Sound of another train]
Uh Buddy, it's coming at us
[Train horn sounding]
Dude!
Homey!
Buddy!
Buddy!
Homey!
DUDE!

[Trains crashing]
Dude?
Buddy, my head
Homey, get off me
Buddy, I can't see
What just happened to us Dude?
Homey, I told you, we should have taken the bus!