Album: No Fun Intended
I want a girl with real big tits
She's got no mind, she's got no brain, she's straight out of a magazine
I want a girl with real small hips
Got an I.Q. level of 53, so she can't even talk to me
She's a mindless chimp
I want a girl that won't talk back
Waits by the phone for me to call
while i'm out throwing the football
I want a bitch that i can slap
Have sex with her at least once a day
so all my friends won't know i'm gay
I'm a mindless chimp
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