CHORUS:
My name is what?!
My name is who?!
Yo!, Rubber Dickey!
Have you ever heard about this little thing
Maliet pero kasiyahan ang bini-bring
At binibigay at dinudulot
Binibili pero di mapupulot
Kumukulot ang 'yong forehead, why?
Kasi hindi mo alam where to buy
So stop, look
and listen pay co-attention
there is something that i have to mention
for sure wala to sa manila o sa mga mall na pwede kang pumila
sa divisoria o even sa binondo , check it out meron sa redondo bitch
this is why I am here to teach, ruberdickey ahm 20 $ each...
my name is what???
my name is who???
my name is
yow ruberdickey...
And so across the mile, PLDT ka dumial
1-800 RUBBER DICKEY free trial
You were really trying, trying real hard
Na ma-i-charge mo sa Visa mo, sa MasterCard
Pero 'di mo na tinuloy ang transaction
Kaya Rubber Dickey missing in action
Too bad, girl, how lonely can you get?
So take a bath na lang, no time to get wet
And then one time, meron sa 'yong bumubulong
Available daw ito sa Hong Kong
Well, narinig mo rin available sa Australia
Dun nagpabili ka rin di ba? Oh Yeah!
Sa mga classmates nakipag-unahan
Nang malaman mong available sa Shinjuki Japan
Waiting for the chance, she anticipates
Nag-pauwi ng Rubber Dickey from the States
CHORUS:
My name is what?!
My name is who?!
Yo! , Rubber Dickey!
Now that meron ka na, ginagamit mo na
Boyfriend mo girl, tinabi mo na
Useless na kasi, greaseless pa
Rubber Dickey pang pamilya, pang i-sport pa
Before Rubber Dickey, ikaw ay nag-iitch
But now sanay ka na at di na masakitch
Rubber Dickey window, Rubber Dickey door
Rubber Dickey kitchen, Rubber Dickey floor
But then one time nakalimutan mo
Na itago ang Rubber Dickey mo
Sinampal ka ni Mommy at minura-mura ka
Merong nagsumbong kaya nagdududa ka
Si brother, si sister o maging si yaya
You were really mad kasi napahiya ka
Pero sabi mo, who cares nangyari na
Next time you will buy na lang extra.
CHORUS:
My name is what?!
My name is who?!
Yo! , Rubber Dïckey!