Arthur Godfrew – Too Fat Polka lyrics

Here’s a silly ditty, you can sing it night or day
or sing it while you play, or sing it while you may.
Here’s a silly jingle, you can sing it night or noon,
Here’s the words, that’s all you need, cause I just sing the tune,

(chorus 1)
Oh, I don't want her, you can have her,
She's too fat for me.
She's too fat for me,
She's too fat for me.
I don't want her, you can have her,
Please do that for me.
She's too fat, she's too fat,
She's too fat for me.

I get dizzy, I get numbo
When I'm dancing
With my Jum-Jum-Jumbo.

(chorus 2)
I don't want her, you can have her,
She's too fat for me.
She's too fat for me,
She's too fat for me.
I don't want her, you can have her,
She's too fat for me,
She's too fat,
She's too fat,
She's too fat for me. Oh,

“Can she prance up a hill
No, No, No, No, No
Can she dance a quadrille?
No, No, No, No, No

Can she fit in you coupe? (Car horn beeps da, da, dada!)
By herself she’s a group
Could she possibly, sit upon your knee?
Oh, NO! NO!

“I don’t want her,
You can have her
She’s too fat for me.
She’s too fat for me
She’s too fat for me.

I don’t want her,
You can have her
She’s too fat for me.
She’s too fat! Much too fat!
She’s too fat for me.”

She’s a twosome.
She’s a foursome.
If she’d lose some,
I might like her more some!

“I don’t want her,
You can have her
She’s too fat for me.
(But she’s just right for me)
But she’s just right for me

I don’t want her,
You can have her
She’s too fat for me.
She’s too fat! Much too fat!
She’s too fat for me.”