In the texas town of san antonio
is a little church they call the alamo
the story tellers say Ozzy osborne stopped one day
all dressed up in womens lougerie
I dont know if the guy was drinking beer
Jack or beam it's not excatley clear (burrrrpp)
but when he whipped it out
the ghost of travis gave a shout
who's messages all good texas still can hear
Don't go there, don't go there
you really shouldn't go there
It's a source of texas pride
hell john wayne died inside
Don't go there, don't go there
you really shouldn't go there
You'll really piss us off if you go there
When Bowie and Young Crockett made their stand
Colonel travis drew a line in to the sand
but its simplie not the same
when you try and write your name
that bloody rocker must have mush for brains
Don't go there, don't go there
you really shouldn't go there
It's a simple texas mission
not a pot for you to piss in.
Don't go there, don't go there
you really shouldn't go there
You'll really piss us off if you go there
music never rialled us, the groupies or the jets
the show on television or the ratings you might get
the thing that drove us plum insane
was when you drained that old main vain
took your snake and let it go
no we wont forget the alamo
they eyes of texas are upon you
Don't go there, don't go there
you really shouldn't go there
It's a symbol of our state
not a place to urinate
Don't go there, don't go there
you really shouldn't go there
You'll really piss us off if you GO THERE!
Don't go there, don't go there
you really shouldn't go there
(said in british accent)
(how ya like it then
if we piss upon big ben)
Don't go there, don't go there
you really shouldn't go there
You'll really piss us off if you go there
(said in british accent as ozzy)
ah you know sharon i got me ____(beep)
cloths off put in the washing rooms
so i couldn't get out,
so i just took a walk around town
you know and___(beep)
the next thing i____(beep)
know i had to take me a piss you know
and there was this ol wall and i thinking
what the ____(beep) i'll ____(beep)
piss on the wall then all of a sudden
I'm in jail you know____(beep) police
got me down and ahh
shaaaroonn shaaaroonn