Atom And His Package – Hats Off To Halford lyrics

it was new year's eve and i was all but wary.
then my girl she decided to smooch mary.
no one to smooch i would not be caught dead.
then into the picture steppedmy good friend greg.
he kissed me.
the countdown came.
i then puckered up, but little did i know what was about to be up.
3-2-1 came he put his hands on my cheek.
and in came his tounge throught my lips and my teeth.

i went. i took the bait because at 12 am i had no date.
the kiss was alright but i've done better.
it would have been nice, had it not been wetter.

yes. atom realized this last line made no sense.