Azn Pride – Mr.azn And Mrs.azn lyrics

(short intro)

Mr. AZN and Mrs. AZN
please listen to these sentences so you can know the differences
between an Asian and an AZN
an image you be livin' so please give in for a minute.
Mr. AZN and Mrs. AZN
please listen to these sentences so you can know the differences
between an Asian and an AZN
an image you be livin' so please give in for a minute

I need to take a vacation
from fake Asians
retreat to the ancient land it takes patience
to take a stand against a make up land
enter secret Asian man
the solution not alone the distribution of the message be spread
on a phone or by word
as long as the word is heard
so hear these blazing rhymes
about these days and times
and be sure to please rewind
so that every syllable
is rendered fellable
buckle your seat belt
because your about to enter the vehicle
of subconscious rage as a youth mainly
caused by these other children
on the playground to them we were all Chinese
slant eyes and ching chong
each of us has heard of it
so we murdered our stereotype of conservative nerdy kids
by furthering our minds into delusion
and pushed this new stereotype
into reaching completion
ceasing to understand AZN man
an image you be living this and the sound

(changing the radio station)

it's the a-s-i-a-n version 2 point o the new coin term is AZN 2000
so now that your here let me tell you this model calculator & glasses
free for all the masses to be packaged in expensive fluffy packets
need help? how bout this girl cute black purse and croquet
you can upgrade her with a pager if you've got the cash to do it
we also carry guys from prices low or very high
they come in GQ or thug with car keys you will love
so close to the real thing just wait till you see
& well even through in the hard core attitude for free

YO Fuck Y2K its AZN2000
sounded in the 90's we're no longer good @ math
*sigh* finally
a culture being materialized, trivialized and marketed
targeted on young Asians who buy into in clients who fit the description
wishing to position them selves to rebel against
the hellish days of racism escaping from their aching and pain inside
our fell good motto goes - Asian Pride
let's get them hooked while their young

Mr. AZN and Mrs. AZN
please listen to these sentences so you can know the differences
between an Asian and an AZN
an image you be livin' so please give in for a minute.
Mr. AZN and Mrs. AZN
please listen to these sentences so you can know the differences
between an Asian and an AZN
an image you be livin' so please give in for a minute

Take your time and pick from any one of the
five or six member Korean idol bunches
the ones with the record company created minus touches
take their hair style and buy the gel and dye it till you like it
as you might get the perfect image while the percentage of make up to
female skin is at natural local levels which means pounds on the face
are natures twisted around to the point of dislocation broken parts of
labeled moderation chasin? to pursue the beauty with a wallet? All of it
continues to confuse me yo so who be this girl here? Who is she?
Caged in the layers raising her fears and insecurities
People I hope you're hearing me I'm telling you sincerely
Asian isn't an image nor is it a game which our minds are trapped in the
same state AZing in arcades who be the most popular game played
so who has the AZN top score for every boy and girl they strive to store
more pearls sit down on the t mentality based score cards on how Asian
we be occasionally we feel a yearning curious young man
what's the matter concerning what is your question?
I wanna be more Asian but how can I do it?
Am I doing something wrong? Let me go through it.
My Honda Civic is equipped with Asian made rockets
I eat hamburgers & hot pockets with chop sticks
I take baths in MSG soups it's the truth
And I'm able to stay cool cuz I play pool with my crew
I never chat with people who are white brown or black
I have ?got rice? on CD, tape and a-track
I give my Asian girlfriends lots of San Rio stickers
I figure by now I should get my Asian-ness quicker
But it doesn't work! It doesn't work! It doesn't work!

Mr. AZN and Mrs. AZN
please listen to these sentences so you can know the differences
between an Asian and an AZN
an image you be livin' so please give in for a minute.

Justification of shallow ends with shallow means
you're telling girls & Kimonos that its not yet Halloween
now how is that an Asian mentality
its not just cuz the rice is your calorie

Mr. AZN and Mrs. AZN
please listen to these sentences so you can know the differences
between an Asian and an AZN
an image you be livin' so please give in for a minute.

Justification of shallow ends with shallow means
you're telling girls & Kimonos that its not yet Halloween
now how is that an Asian mentality
its not just cuz the rice is your calorie

Justification of shallow ends with shallow means
you're telling girls & Kimonos that its not yet Halloween
now how is that an Asian mentality
its not just cuz the rice is your calorie

AZN 2000 don't believe the hike