Bachelor Girl – * Me! lyrics

Verse 1:
I've got an ex boy friend that calls me up to blame me for his life
I get bunches of roses from another guy and hate mail from his wife
I date a stupid jerk who forgets my name likes to make love watching T.V.
And some guy calls in the middle of the night just so i can hear him breathe

Chorus:
Lucky Me
Lucky. Lucky Me
I have everything in this whole wide world a girl could ever need
Lucky Me

Verse 2:
I've got a great car, its a red convertable made by mattel
I've got a nice house in the suburbs
Withs hell's angels for neighbours aswell
Got a scolloship for a hundred years of collage if i want to study detistry
But my folks just want me married and poping out the grand kids to keep them company

Corus:
Lucky Me
Lucky. Lucky Me
I have everything in this whole wide world a girl could ever need
Lucky Me

Lucky Me
Lucky. Lucky little ol' me
I have everything in this whole wide world a girl could ever need
Lucky Me

Verse 3:
Think I'll run and join the Hare Krishna
Give up all my worldly goods, cut off all my hair
Cos nothing that I have right no brings me any joy
And when I'm shopping at the mall can't find it anywhere
But I've got my Tamagotchi
And I've got my wrist watch phone
I've got so many friends on the internet i could never be alone
I've got just enough cash to pay a lot of tax
But enough to quit my job
Got a fool's gold ring, credit card debt
Psychiatrist for my dog

Chorus:
Lucky Me
Lucky. Lucky Me
I have everything in this whole wide world a girl could ever need
Lucky Me

(Reapet chorus untill the end of the song)