[Intro]
In their time of need and loneliness,
A one thing di woman dem waan,
(Weh dem waan), Di girls dem need,
(Weh dem need), Di girls dem waan,
(Weh dem waan), Di girls dem need,
a friend, Dem need a buddy,
In their time of need and loneliness,
(Weh dem waan), Di girls dem need,
(Weh dem need), Di girls dem waan,
(Weh dem waan), so mi introduce myself.
[Verse 1: (J)]
My name is Dick, I got a girl who has a cat,
Always playin' on her lap,
Sometime she purr when I'm petting her,
My god, she love when I play with her fur,
But my girl, she had a friend name Lynette,
Love me from the first day we met,
She tek a set, now I regret,
Cause I never enjoy playin' with her pet,
Something was wrong, she ran out of elastic band,
So I didn't stay too long,
She didn't have a clue but what to do,
They don't have what it takes to tek weh har boo,
[Chorus: (J)]
They don't know dick like you know dick,
Dick is your dearest friend,
They don't hug him, when he's in bed,
Kiss him and play with his head,
They don't know dick like you know dick,
Dick is your dearest friend,
They don't hug him, when he's in bed,
Kiss him and play with his head,
[Verse 2: (Beenie Man)]
My name is John, di girls dem buddy,
wok nuff woman
I give di wickedest slam
Aka magic wand, ding dong
Mi love by every woman
Hairy like a chimp, I am a pimp
Girl waan blow big like di good air blimp
Thru mi nuh whimp and shi a nymph
Mi affi stand up and work til' mi tired and limp
Me and a gal a par, inna mi car
She waan war, waan eat mi nuts from outa di jar
Mi tell har stay far, from mi cigar
She a push mi and a push, til' mi just spit pon har
[Chorus: (Beenie Man)]
They don't know john like you know john
Original badman
Girl you know him from him a likkle yute
Now him big a wear ruff rider suit
They don't know john like you know john
Original badman
Girl you know him from him a likkle yute
Now him big a wear ruff rider suit
[Verse 3: (Beenie Man)]
Mr. John and Mr. Dick, di girls love dem
That's why dem caan sleep a night woman a bug dem
Woman a pull, woman a jerk, woman a tug dem
All when him tired and limp and him a shrug dem
Sometime him affi turn dem up like him a mug dem
Double up him fist and run in a slug dem
But him nuh mean nuh harm Cause when him done him hug dem
Females always have a problem
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[Repeat Chorus: (Beenie Man)]
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