Bell And Spurling – Sven Sven Sven lyrics

Sven Sven Sven Goran Erikson
He's got Jimmy Saville's haircut so how'd he get a lovely girlfriend
He tried to many players for the Holland game
yeah how'd he forget Collymore they says he's insane

Sven Sven Sven Goran Erikson
He's a lovely geezer but don't forget that he's from Sweden.
Upfront there's Michael Owen and Heskey that's his pal
He should shave off Seamans tash and cut his ponytail

Seaman Seaman Seaman your hair is in a right old state
All you need is a Mark one Escort and sovereign ring mate
What a wally David looks his hair will have to go
cos hes a cross between Burt Reynolds and Peter String fellow

Seaman Seaman Seaman your hair is in a right old state
All you need is a Ford Cortina and some furry dice mate
He should try Beckham's mohikan now thats a lovely cut
or even dye it ginger like Paul Scholes or Nicky Butt

Here Dave said bring on the Germans another mighty clash
gunna talk to Rudi Voller see who's got the biggest tash

Rudi Rudi Rudi Rudi Voller
Four Scrum der technique or somethin' or other

Little Micheal Owen he put three past Ollie Kahn
And Ollie must have cried his eyes out
Down the autobahn

Ollie Ollie Ollie Oliver Kahn
Eins zwei drei vier funf thats five in German

Steven Gerrard crossed the German line
Mr Churchill would be proud as he put up the victory sign

Stevie Stevie Stevie Stevie Gerrard
He mugged Dietmar Hamman cos he is well 'ard

We can play that Jordan with her Jelly bags
When we win the World Cup she'll get them out for the lads

Sven Sven Svens got ring his squad
He's brought back Nobby Stiles, Geoff Hurst, Martin Peters and Ken Dodd

Ken Dodd?
Yeah, Well Gordan Banks don't exactly rhyme with squad does it
I know something that does
Common Son

Sven Sven Sven (until end)