Big Audio Dynamite – Much Worse lyrics

The telephone keeps ringing, so I ripped it off the wall
I cut myself while shaving, now I can't make a call
Now I got a headache, or maybe it's the tooth
Things couldn't get much worse; I gots to tell the truth

Though it couldn't get much worse
but if they could, they would (but if they don't)
It's the best expect the worst
I hope that's understood

I just run out of milk, there's no paper in the loo
Now it started raining - lightning, thunder too
I now begin to wonder, "How bad can it get?"
A brother comes in through my door: nicks my TV set!
So lightin' up a cigarette, listen to some sounds:
I set my house on fire, burnt it to the ground

Couldn't get much worse
but if they could, they would
But the best expect the worst
I hope that's understood

Now I got a cold sore
My brother's on the run
I might have a change in luck
Before my day is done

Couldn't get much worse
But if they could, they would (but if they don't)
It's the best expect the worst
I hope that's understood

The telephone keeps ringing, so I ripped it off the wall
I cut myself while shaving, now I can't make a call
Now I got a headache, or maybe it's the tooth
Things couldn't get much worse; I gots to tell the truth

Though it couldn't get much worse
But if they could, they would
But the best expect the worst
I hope that's understood