i wanna fuck a dog in the ass,
he want's to fuck dog in the ass,
i wanna fuck a dog
[that's right kids]
i tried to fuck your mom in the ass,
tried to fuck your dad in the ass,
could only find the dog and his ass
we wanna fuck a dog in the ass
we wanna fuck a dog in the ass
we wanna fuck a dog
i tried to fuck a fuckiin' pirate in the ass,
tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate
but i found the dog
[he's a mexican pirate]
we wanna fuck a dog in the ass
we wanna fuck a dog in the ass
wanna fuck a fuckin' dog
[fuck you]