Jackass.
I'm a Pimped out Jedi Knight,
Obi-Wan meets Dolomite,
Ben Kenobi went and got himself a Pompador,
These aren't the whores you're looking for
Jackass.
If the Crocodile hunter smoked weed,
Steve Irwin burning herb in his Jeep,
Thinks the kangaroos are laughing at his hair cut,
Used a bowl for that too but
(Chorus)
If you knew me like,
I know myself,
You'd hate me like
I hate myself,
'Cause i'm a ...
Jackass.
Got no Rabbit in this hat,
'Cause I'm pulling it out my ass
Ain't Siegfried or Roy but I could be,
Making Magic with a pussy.
Jackass.
Like that dude in Tienemen Square,
With a Six pack and a folding chair,
Got bombed at the parade and ended up,
Playing Chicken with the tanks but
(Chorus)
They could out the Lesbian Spice Girl,
They could try to run Game on the ODB.
They could kick every douche bag off the Real World,
But they won't get rid of me!
If I knew you like,
You know yourself,
I'd hate you like,
You hate yourself,
Hate yourself,
Hate yourself,
Hate yourself,
Hate yourself,
Hate yourself,
Hate yourself,
'Cause you're a Jackass!
Top Bloodhound Gang songs
- Relax, Don't Do It
- Discovery Channel
- Pacman On Crack
- The Vagina Song
- A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying
- Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
- The Bad Touch
- A Lap Dance Is So Much Better
- The Ballad Of Chasey Lain
- The Roof Is On Fire
- Uuuu
- Mama's Boy
- Lift Your Head Up High (And Blow Your Brains Out)
- Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss
- I Hope You Die