Bloodhound Gang – No Hard Feelings lyrics

Ain't my job
To fuck you on your birthday
Ain't my job
To fuck you on your birthday anymore
Ain't my job
To fuck you on your birthday
Ain't my job
To fuck you on your birthday anymore

Maybe you got screwed, but I dumped you 'cause you ain't nothin' but trash.
I put out, despite the fact that you're like a Hawaiian punch mustache--
Right under my nose, thinking I'm so Colonel Klink oblivious;
But how could I not see? You got off scott-free, 'cause i know this means it

Ain't my job
To fuck you on your birthday
Ain't my job
To fuck you on your birthday anymore
Ain't my job
To fuck you on your birthday
Ain't my job
To fuck you on your birthday anymore

If i want to be repeatedly shit on, I'll go make Dutch porn.
When roughly translated, even your naked truth means squat, and what's more
I'm missing you like a hijacked flight on September 11th.
I don't know who got on you, but I'm not wrong in thanking them since it

Ain't my job
To fuck you on your birthday
Ain't my job
To fuck you on your birthday anymore
Ain't my job
To fuck you on your birthday
Ain't my job
To fuck you on your birthday anymore

Maybe it ain't your birthday, but then again
Ya know I wouldn't give a fuck
When what iI should'a got is over ya sooner, so now
I'm just gonna wrap it up

Maybe it ain't your birthday, but then again
Ya know I wouldn't give a fuck
When what I should'a got is over ya sooner, so now
I'm just gonna wrap it up

Ain't my job
(I'm just gonna wrap it up)
To fuck you on your birthday
(I'm just gonna wrap it up)
Ain't my job
(I'm just gonna wrap it up)
To fuck you on your birthday anymore
(I'm just gonna wrap it up)
Ain't my job
(I'm just gonna wrap it up)
To fuck you on your birthday
(I'm just gonna wrap it up)
Ain't my job
(I'm just gonna wrap it up)
To fuck you on your birthday anymore
(I'm just gonna wrap it up)