Bob Rivers – I Am Santa Claus lyrics
Album: Twisted Christmas
I am Santa Claus
Ho ho ho ho ho
Flying Through the snow
Can you hear him ho ho ho
He's so full of cheer
only has to work one day a year
Children in their beds
Visions of sugar plums fill their heads
So many kids out there
Santa must be a billionare
Red suit, boots of black
Big sack of toys hanging off his back
How much does he weigh
How do the reindeer pull his sleigh
Nobody sees him
as he travels the world
Leaving his presents
for the good boys and girls
Ho ho ho ho ho
Sees every move you make
Better be good for goodness sake
Leave him cookies and beer
He'll be back to your house first next year
I am Santa Claus
Ho ho ho ho ho
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