Bob Rivers – Wrong Foot Amputated lyrics
Album: Vol. 2-Best Of Twisted Tunes
Wrong foot amputated
Wrong foot amputated
He got the wrong foot amputated
The doctor had compassion he tried to cure my disease
I was sweating on the way to the op room gave me sedatives to put me at ease
They put me on a gurney in a hospital gown
They gave me anesthetic and they set my legs down
"You won't fell a thing" is what the doctor told me
"We're gonna whack it off, whack it off, whack it off, whack it off"
Hey man you must be kidding me, take a look
He got the wrong foot amputated
Hey you should have cut the other knee, take a bow
He got the wrong foot amputated
Hey that leg was mine, you mean to tell me that this stuff happens all the time
Hey this ain't my day
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