Boldly Going Nowhere – Fake Id lyrics

Welcome to my house party
dontchya know the beer is free?
jumpin round like we're crazy
ALL HAIL THE FAKE ID

I got this thing from some dumb guy
He said it was worth my right eye
it cost too much but it's good shit
the store clerk didn't notice it
so now everything's spinnin round
cuz my folks went outta town
grab a partner, swing your hips
don't fall over when you dip

Welcome to my house party
dontchya know the beer is free?
when you barf don't do it on me
ALL HAIL THE FAKE ID

Parents gonna blow their lid
when they see just what we did
almost all these girls got did
hope nobody has a kid
been tryin to keep it down
but on my door the cops now pound
everybody out the back
everybody best make tracks
runnin runnin down the street
trippin on your own two feet
"Officer I'm twenty-one!"
"tell it to the warden, son!"

Welcome to my house party
dontchya know the beer is free?
when you barf don't do it on me
ALL HAIL THE FAKE ID

Welcome to my house party
Wish I had that bail money
federal prison's not funny
all the guys here call me "honey"