Brandon Dicamillo – Bran's Chinese Vs. Retard Freestyle lyrics

chinese:
Doh yes do watch me cuz what i will serve you will fuck you up now hah.
No burgers no fries, just chicken chow mein on your fucking thighs
Have a load if you want you'll shit your ass got the aj's P's and you gottem fucking fast
Horrible shit pains you feel when i serve you my general sow meal. When i give you the fucking thing
you will scream and you'll think you have to ring a fucking to complain. Bitch what was your name? "Ehren"
I dont care about that you're insane. chicken chow what and beef lo mein. Got that shit
so don't complain. hot daym how wow . so kung pow. spicy ass shit shitted out in a towel
made of ice while my ass so twice. i give it to you all fucking nice. meow. meow like a cat
and fuck a dog. i cook 'em both up and put them on a platter and give you a log, a log is a bill,
a log is a cheap chinese chicken chew. Yeoww, lemme feel that flow, lemme give it to so low.
And if you want cheese steak, get the fuck out, cuz we don't got that shit, we got wing wow.
Yea you got the shit anyhow, egg foo yun and poo poo platter on your mom. Get it any way you want
serve it up or just get the fuck out 'cwunt'. Oh. goong chow, goong tsi chu mah. lemme give a tip for you all.
and when i come through, i show you how to do the shit that i serve up clean to you. ho all of the sudden
i'm on the fucking cover and i feel like an egg roll's coming for my meal. i pull something out and puttin
something in, and now it's pouring all over gwhite go chin. Yes wide load got it pourin down her face
and we all fuckin laugh in the way that we talk another language that they just don't know
and they talk shit to your ho. Hey.. look at you bitch, shut the fuck up. that's what i say
now i refill your cup. with another bit of piss tea, that's what i give you piss milk from me twist my tittie.
hot daym, here's a sword ma'am. let me cut off your ass, i send it to japan fed ex next day. Now your
ass fucking gay. Yes you bed over and must obey, these are the words right down we'll say. Ho now, ho hey.
that's why we have to give this away.

retard:
Deehh now i'm here and im hungry cuz you started talking bout fuckin cheese munchies. Retarted anyway
but 2 plus 2 is 55 and that's what i say. reverse it, square root. here's a fuckin tree branch it grows in a square.
i take off my pants and down goes there if my fucking underwear, underoos, underdudes, underexcuses
i dont know what im saying but it rhymes with juices, pouring out my lip and im retarted, don't get this
dumb ass retard started.. Iiiii just farted... and it smells like 'chit.' So all you preppy bitches, go to
hell and think quick. Neooow you dont like the smell of my ass?

chinese:
no way no man, no thing now anyway no han.

retard:
well it's my turn...

Bran:
it was my turn.
Bam:
what happened
Bran:
it stopped.