Brendon Walmsley – Adam lyrics

In your room three weeks of sweaty clothes make such a stench
The avocados that you eat are rotting on the bench
The bathroom sink is covered with red shavings from your chin
And all your junk lies by the phone instead of in the bin

Looks like I'm the one to tell you something you don't realise yet
The dirty cups and dishes piling high won't get clean unless they're wet
It's probably not your turn but then it never seems to be
Whenever all our plates run out you're at your Mum's for tea

Oh Adam you're a legend we fall at your feet
But we have to get back up again
Because the smell is far from sweet
Adam you're a legend a fighting fit young fella
The only person that I know immune to salmonella

Then at last I met the girlfriend that we'd heard so much about
And could she really change you? Well I had to have my doubts
I waited and I wondered 'cause only time could tell
Now I've come to the conclusion that she has no sense of smell

Oh Adam you're a legend we fall at your feet
But we have to get back up again
Because the smell is far from sweet
Adam you're a legend a fighting fit young fella
The only person that I know immune to salmonella

Well I know you're really trying you put the milk away
Even though the bottle's empty it's the reason why we say

Adam you're a legend we fall at your feet
But we have to get back up again
Because the smell is far from sweet
Adam you're a legend a fighting fit young fella
The only person that I know immune to salmonella

Adam you're a legend we fall at your feet
But we have to get back up again
Because the smell is far from sweet
Adam you're a legend a fighting fit young fella
The only person that I know immune to salmonella