Budweiser – Mr. Chinese Food Delivery Guy lyrics

Bud Light Presents: Real American Heroes
(Real American heroes)
Today we salute you, Mr. Chinese Food Delivery Guy
(Mr. Chinese Food Delivery Guy)
Without you, we'd be forced to do the unthinkable when we wanted Chinese: Drive to a restaurant
(Moo shoo gai pan)
But you, sir, bring it to us in under twenty
(Ride like the wind)
Armed with your rickety bike, you battle traffic, bad weather, and the occasional busted elevator. And why do you do it? Because somewhere some guy is waiting for his kung pow crab puffs, and he's got a dollar fifty seven with your name on it
(That's ten percent)
So crack open an ice cold bud light oh mercenary of the mandarin chicken, and know that when America is looking for a man to get the job done, you do deliver.
(You do deliver)