Jerkin' off five times a day
My parents seem to think I'm gay
I don't know what to say
I just want to get laid
I can't take it anymore
Gonna go out and find a whore
Guess I have to face the fact
Chicks don't dig me
All they ever get to do is bitch
What do they want me to be?
A real man or sensitivity
If you'll just apend the night
I'll be anything you like
I don't know what to do
I just wanna get screwed
Guess I have to face the fact
Chicks don't dig me
They're all nothing but a bunch of sluts
Mommy and daddy bought me a real nice car
Got' a cool pad with a waterbed
On Monday I'm gonna work of this gut
Maybe if I had tattos, chicks would think
I was cool and then....
Chicks might dig me
If I could only get them drunk
Jerkin' off five times a day
My parents seem to think I'm gay
I don't know what to say
I just want to get laid
I can't take it anymore
Gonna go out and find a whore
Guess I have to face the fact
Chicks don't dig me
Maybe if I wasn't such a dick