I wanna see how low i can sink
I don't even wanna have to think
I wanna piss on the Tragically Hip
I don't even wanna give a shit
I wanna be
I wanna be
I wanna be an alcoholic
I wanna see how low i can sink
I don't even wanna have to think
I wanna piss on Triston Psyonic
I wanna drink myself fucking moronic
I wanna be
I wanna be
I wanna be an alcoholic
I wanna see how low i can sink
I don't even wanna have to think
I wanna make Bryan Adams eat a beer shit
Cause his wimpy love songs are making me sick
I wanna be
I wanna be
I wanna be an alcoholic