Chesnutt Vic – Maiden lyrics
Album: The Salesman And Bernadette
Dogs are barking.
Birds are chirping.
The only thing better if I was squirting.
But there's no one here to love on me today.
For the maiden's on holiday.
I'm a sorry, sorry knight in a horrible castle,
hoping to avoid certain societal hassles.
And I know what they say
but I ain't made of clay.
The maiden's on holiday.
She knows where she stands,
on the heart of a broken man.
It's gonna be bad no matter what
so I might as well go ahead and act like a butt.
Any ol' way, I'm still gonna pay.
For the maiden's on holiday.
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