Chicken Lab – Patriotic Country lyrics

Well i must admit,
I really thought,
Loosing women, Remembering grandpa, Dying dogs, And steppin on frogs,
Was the only thing that country singers could ever sing about,
Turns out i was wrong...

Look uncle Bob,
Look whats on TV
Since 9/11 CBS & NBC
And all the other local news ratings are surpassing MTV's!

Now thanks to you uncle Bob,
I can milk everything i see, I can milk everything i see,
Gonna get me some patriotic country

Make alot of money

Doing the ho down, rakin in the dough now, all the girls goin down, spewin in the mouth now, exploiting whats hip now, milk it to the last drop, its all about the money!
Glamourous cowboy, neon lights are shining,
Nevermind your people, children crying, dying

I'm wearing my cross now
I'm bearing my flag now
Let's all jump for joy
Patriotic cowboy
Nevermind your people dying

(repeat first verse)

Oh no its bad for you complection

I woke from a dream about 4 fat gnomes
Taunting me and mocking me and screaming blasphemy
Cause i just dont want to eat, everything they feed to me

Lock him up, throw away the key, another one's looking too deep
Lock him up, throw away the key, this is homeland security

Sergant Brenda take me away,
No need for dysfunctional clay
Here come the dogs
Walking through your mind, walking through your life
If you dont comply,
Step aside,
They'll lableize (access denied)
Here come the dogs
Take it all away