Chucky Jenkins And The Psychedelic Caterpillars – Pauly Shore Is Chickencrap lyrics

I hate educational programming
And I hate Star Trek too-oo-oo
I think beets taste really yucky
But I like the board game clue-oo-oo
Well, I hate being kicked in the face
But I like kicking other people in the face
I hate it when food gets stuck in my beard
And I totally despise the Wu-Tang Clan
Ricki Lake sucks and so does rap
Pauly Shore is chickencrap
I'd like to see Bob Sagat hung
Pauly Shore is lizard dung
I hate everything about golf
And I wish that Macaulay Culkin would contract the Ebola virus
I hate Joey Lawrence
And I'd like to stab Billy Ray Cyrus
I hate Jim the Hammer Shapiro
He's a mean tough S.O.B.
I think Val Kilmer's a pretty boy
Fugees suck, they're a crappy group
Pauly Shore is monkey poop
Night Rider had a car named Kitt
I don't like Pauly Shore very much
Micheal Bolton is a wuss
Superman came from Metropolis
John Tesh's singing puts me to sleep
And so does Yanni Live from the Acropolis
I thoroughly enjoy playing with my Lego
I built a legion of evil robots
Fat guys in Speedos make me sick
And I totally despise those Baywatch plots
I loved Natasha Henstidge in the movie "Species"
Pauly Shore is some kind of animal feces
Haggis is served in a wee sheep's bladder
Pauly Shore is faecal matter
I hate Bob Dole but I like Ike
I hate everything that I don't like