Clockwork Asylum – The Jahd Song lyrics

The sea holds many horrors
Like the Kraken and the shark
and the 19,000 foot-long squid
that live down in the dark
but the foremost thing that causes sailors
in their tracks to freeze
is the cutest little Viking
who ever sailed the seas!

Bridge:
Cat tsunami!
Yeah!
One cat army!
He's furry!
Don't look to the seas
that is where he lies
beyond the horizon
beneath the Nordic skies

Chorus:
Robinson! Robinson! Robinson!
JAHD! JAHD! JAHD! JAHD!
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A barge chock full of orphans
once tried to sneak past
so Jahd cut out their empty stomachs
and hung them from his mast!
And old Redbeard the Pirate
owed our friend Jahd some cash
so Jahd tracked down that scurvy dog
and FUCKED 'IM IN THE ASS!

Bridge

Chorus

He sets sail from his haven
the jetties of Jahd Bay
and when he hoists his tiny sails
the world shudders in dismay
once he's got you in his sights,
it's pointless to resist
you may as well lay down your arms
when he emerges from the mist!

Bridge

Chorus

So whether you're a merchant sailor
or a Hindu priest
or a mathematician
who crunches numbers like a beast
no seafarer shall know safety
from his rage that knows no bounds
'cause he's the undisputed leader
of the VIKING KITTEN UNDERGROUND!

Bridge

Chorus

Watch your back, sailors!
JAHD! JAHD ROBINSON!