Co Sensei – If You Ask Me What My Name Is lyrics
Sonja: Sensei, no don't kill me!!!!!
CO Sensei: It's too late... and the name's CO Sensei, not Sensei
Sonja: CO Sensei, Sensei... whatever your name is
CO Sensei: Well, two can play that game!!!!
Sonja: what game?
CO Sensei: You just don't get it do you?
Yo, yo, yo I'm CO Sensei,
I've got three lives, and yes you've got to pay,
I'm no Olaf, or Grit, or even Andy,
Got no Max, Sami, Nell, or Hachi,
I ain't not Colin, or Eagle, Drake, Jess, or Flak,
No Sturm, Adder, not even Hawke,
There's no way I could ever be Kanbei, or Sonja,
Them Yellow Comet CO's, Kanbei and Sonja,
They like crap, compared to me, Compared to I,
No one can match up to me, you know why?
Because...
If you ask me what my name is, I'll tell you it's CO Sensei
What's my name?
CO Sensei
What's my name?
CO Sensei
What's my name?
CO Sensei
What's my name?
CO Sensei
What's my name?
CO Sensei
What's my name?
CO Sensei
If you ask me what my name is, I'll tell you it's CO Sensei
CO SENSEI'S THE NAME, THAT'S MY NAME!!!!!!
Yo, I should own that Yellow Comet,
With that damn crap Kanbei as their emporer,
All that guy does, is play with tanks and Md Tanks,
And then that Sonja with her crap intel,
Well, what the hell,
Always on that damn computer,
Well, I'm like Kanbei and Sonja in one times 37,
I could be a better emporer than Kanbei in my sleep,
Hell, I could be like 3 emporers in my sleep,
Well, I should own not only Yellow COmet,
But Orange Star, Blue Moon, and Green Earth,
I should all of Wars World,
Cosmo Land, Macro Land,
It'll all be the same,
You know why?
Because,
If you ask me what my name is, I'll tell you it's CO Sensei
What's my name?
CO Sensei
What's my name?
CO Sensei
What's my name?
CO Sensei
What's my name?
CO Sensei
What's my name?
CO Sensei
What's my name?
CO Sensei
IF YOU ASK ME WHAT MY NAME IS, I'LL TELL YOU IT'S CO SENSEI!!!!!
CO SENSEI'S THE NAME, THAT'S MY NAME!!!!!!
I'm CO Sensei,
You face me, you got no chance,
Even if I'm in a trance,
So, what I say,
"Go to France!!!",
Not even the three of you could beat me,
Or even four,
Heck, I could beat all the CO's in Wars World,
YOU KNOW WHY???
BECAUSE,
IF YOU ASK ME WHAT MY NAME IS, I'LL TELL YOU IT'S CO SENSEI!!!!
WHAT'S MY NAME?
CO SENSEI
WHAT'S MY NAME?
CO SENSEI
WHAT'S MY NAME?
CO SENSEI
WHAT'S MY NAME?
CO SENSEI
WHAT'S MY NAME?
CO SENSEI
WHAT'S MY NAME?
CO SENSEI
IF YOU ASK ME WHAT MY NAME IS, I'LL TELL YOU IT'S CO SENSEI!!!!!
CO SENSEI'S THE NAME, THAT'S MY NAME!!!!!!
WHAT'S MY NAME?
CO SENSEI
WHAT'S MY NAME?
CO SENSEI
WHAT'S MY NAME?
CO SENSEI
WHAT'S MY NAME?
CO SENSEI
WHAT'S MY NAME?
CO SENSEI
WHAT'S MY NAME?
CO SENSEI
CO SENSEI'S THE NAME, THAT'S MY NAME!!!!!!
Sonja: I didn't know you sang, Sensei
CO Sensei: Didn't that song teach you anything, why you were on that computer the whole time
Sonja: But Sensei...
CO Sensei: It's CO Sensei, damn you!!!!! why I should kill you!!!!
Sonja: Weren't you gonna?
CO Sensei: Well #@$! you Sonja
Sonja: #@$! me? #@$! you!!!!
CO Sensei: @#$! @$#@$!$%! #$@$ @%!%$ $#@$# #$!% #!% @$# !%#! %$!%! !%$!$%! &!&#$!#$#&$!#$ #!&# !&!!!!!!!! *stabs Sonja*
Sonja: *dies*
(Kanbei Walks in)
Kanbei: Now what the @#$! just happened???