Crapmaster – The Poopee Mullet (Featuring K.y. Jelly) lyrics

Intro: WELCOME THE MULLET MAN! Dweed et dot dut dud upaaa uhhh waaayyy uhh waaaahhh! Hey Hey...
Verse 1: I don’t know why. I crapped, in my pants. I don’t know how. I crapped like a cow.
Build: I just can’t control it! I have a big Mullet! My poo smells really bad. I fart like I had some… diarrhea in my
Chorus: Butt crack never coming out like a smack in the face! When you get bad diarrhea you make a funny face! Wh III don’t know what you’re looking at??!!! It might be my mullet!
Verse 2: I don’t know why. I crapped, in my pants. I don’t know how. I crapped like a cow.
Build: I just can’t control it! I have a big Mullet! (About five feet tall!) My mullet, has some poopee, on it! I don’t know why I can’t con-trol it. I don’t know how, my mullet is so long.
Chorus: I just don’t know, why you are so bad, why I have to go, why I have some bad poo in my face! One time I took, my poop out of the toilet, cause it was clogged.
Breakdown: Aggggghhhhhhh. WAAAAA!!!! WAAAA!!! WAAAAA!!! WAAAAAAA!!!!
Insane Ending Part: Poopee in the pantsees I have to go poopee. Poopee in the pantsees I have to go poopee. Poopee in the pantsees cause I have to go poopee. Poopee in the pantsees cause I have to go poopoo. POOPOO!!!! POOPOO!!! POOPOO!!!! I HAVE TO GO POOPOO!
Bathroom smells really bad. Toilet paper in my crack. It’s poopoo, THANK YOU!!!!! AGHHAHGHASGHSDGHKSDhdsahf!