Creepy Aliens – Piddles lyrics

There’s a guy named piddles, he pees on cops
For that I give him the highest props
He got drunk, he climbed a fence
The chase that followed was intense
Tripped over his feet, fell on the ground
The cops tried to grab him, but he rolled around
They attacked from the back and he saw his chance
That’s when piddles pee’d his pants
Piiiiiiiiiiidles!