Death By Willard – Madsong (Redone Version) lyrics

madsong
madsong is a radsong
mad song
m a d s o n g
oh oh oh
madsong
oh no oh no madsong
madsong
this is a radsong
madsong
its not a bad sonnnggg

mads isnt very tall
shes lucky if shes 4 ft small
her breasts are big and this is true
probably the biggest of her crew
vanessa claims she is the same size
but i dont trust that mexis lies
you said u got play on your cruise
and also drank a lot of boose
but the drinks got to you on that coast
to make up lies for you to boast
BOAST

what happened to you
we know it aint true
why did you lie
you didnt do that guy
your not dealing with morons here
infact we are your smartest peers
infact we are your smartest peers
teers for reers jeers reers and weers

i was with you once
now you know im not a dunce
you created these tales
to get back at me
for being interested
in another lady
i think you got drunk
while on that ship
and needed a story
from the trip
so you made up the little american eagle model
named after a fat guy with a woddle
dont ever again lie to my face
because you are dealing with an ace

oh with an ace
with an ace
you are dealing with an ace

what happened to you
we know it aint true
why did you lie
you didnt do that guy
your not dealing with morons here
infact we are your smartest peers

i still cant believe it
did you say a 17 year old(yes she did)
that was such a lie
it shouldnt have been told
if somehow this is true
the guy must have a thing for midgets
and if he really saw you.
he wouldnt ask you for your digits
another thing i cant believe
is that you got some play(ha)
now you know the only man
who do that is my homay
its really sad josh
wasnt even desperate for action
hes a good guy
he gave u a dick and satisfaction

what happened to you
we know it aint true
why did you lie
you didnt do that guy
your not dealing with morons here
infact we are your smartest peers

what happened to you
we know it aint true
why did you lie
you didnt do that guy

incase there is any confusion
this song is for mads kronmiller
and when i met that midget trick
i wanted to kill her
she once was mean
even called me dumb
but about a week later
she wanted acer cum
she said she would drink
but that is a lie
one time she ever poured vodka in her eye
all of her friends are jerks like sena
she would not lick my homie coles weina
this song is for mads
and her clique
you can come and lick my wrinkles
because you make me sick

sena lick my bag
vanessy lick my bag
marilyn lick my bag
uh oh
mads you can lick my bag

this song isnt over
you thought it was over
oh didnt see that one comin
whatwhat was that
didnt see that one comin
i dont think they did
i dont think they saw that one comin at all
fuckin lick my bag
u guys can lick my bag
all of you can lick my bag
sena (what)vanessa marilyn(what) and mads(what)
you can lick my what what

what happened to you
we know it aint true
why did you lie
you didnt do that guy
you are not dealing with morons here
infact we are your smartest peers

MADS WE ARE YOUR SMARTEST PEERS
MADS WE ARE YOUR SMARTEST PEERS
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