Dressy Bessy – Gravity lyrics

Gravity plays favourites, I know it cause I saw
Honest to god, officer, it was awful
Down at work I'm getting too familiar with the floor
Trading in my talents by the mouthful

Hate to break it to you but it's out of my control
Forces to go work when we are sleeping
If I could attack with a more sensible approach
obviously that's what I'd be doing, right?

Now
necks are cracking sideways
Hit me from the backside
I am on the white side
You are on the black side
Cut a piece that's bite size
Shoot me from my good side
If you want a straight line this would be a good time

Gravity works slowly if you notice it at all
some of us are getting mighty lucky, aren't we?
If you had to live with this you'd rather lie than fall
You think I can't fall? Well, you just watch me...

Necks are cracking sideways
Hit me from the backside
I am on the thin side
You are on the fat side
Cut a piece that's bite size
Shoot me from my good side
If you want a straight line this'd be a good time

The sky is always falling down on me...
So officer, forgive me please!