hi,
my name Is what,
my name is who,
my name is ChikaChika Slim Shady
hi,
my name is huh,
my name is what,
my name is chikaChika Slim Shady
[Says] Excuse me?
Can I have the attention of the class, for one second?
Hi kids, do you like violence (yeah, yeah!)
wanna see me stick nine-inch nails
through each one of my eyelids.(uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like
i did try acid and get fucked up
worse than my life is (huh?)
My brain's dead weight I'm tryin
to get my head straight but i
can't figure out which Spice Girl
i wanna impregnate.
And Dr. Dre said (Slim Shady you
a base head) nuh-uh! (then why's
your face red, man you wasted)
Well since age twelve I felt like
I'm someone else cuz I hung my
original self from the top bunk
with a belt.
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela
Lee's tits off and smacked her so
hard I knocked her clothes
backwards like Kriss Kross.
I'll smoke a fat pound of grass
and fall on my ass faster than a
fat bitch who sat down too fast.
Come here slut (Shady wait a minute
that's my girl dog) I don't give a
fuck, God sent me to piss the world
off.
Chorus x2
My English teacher wanted to have sex in jr. high
the only problem was, my english teacher was a guy
I smacked him in his face wit an
eraser chased him wit a stapler and
stapled his nuts to a stack of paper.
Walked in a strip club, had my
jacket zipped up flashed the
bartender and stuck my dick in the
tip cup.
Extra-terrestrial runnin' over pedestrians,
rapin lesbians while they screamin
(let's just be friends).
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was
lied to I just found out my mom does
more dope than I do.
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous
rapper make a record about doin drugs
and name it after her.
You know you blew up wit the women
rush your stands and try to touch
your hands like some screamin Usher