People!! It feels so good to be back!
Ladies and Gentlemen,
introducing the new and improved,
you know who
Verse 1
Never been the type to bend or budge,
the wrong button to push, no friend of Bush
I'm the centerpiece, you're a Maltese.
I'm a pitbull off his leash,
all this peace talk can cease
All these people I had to leave in limbo,
I'm back now, I've come to release this info
I'll be brief and let me just keep shit simple,
Can-a-bitch don't want no beef with Slim? Noooo!
Not even on my radar,
So won't you please jump off my dick,
Lay off and stay off!
And follow me as I put these crayons to chaos,
from séance to séance, aw-a-aw-sh-a-aw
Chorus (X2)
C'mon now,
Let's all get on down,
Let's do-si-do now,
We gon' have a good ol' time
Don't be scared,
Cuz there ain't nothin' to worry 'bout,
Let your hair down,
and square dance with me!
Cause you can't handle the track,
Yeah get on back,
The boogie monster of rap,
Yeah the man's back,
With a plan to ambush this bush administration,
Mush the sentence facing,
Push this generation of kids
To stand and fight for the right
To say something you might not like
This white hot light
That i'm under, no wonder
I look so sunburned
Oh no I won't leave no stone unturned
Oh no I won't leave, won't go nowhere
do-si-do oh-yo-ho hello there
Oh yeah don't think i won't go there
Go to Beirut and do a show there
Yeah you laugh till' yo muthafuckin azz gets drafted
When you're in bandcamp thinking the crap can't happen
Till you fuck around get a anthrax napkin
Inside a package wrapped in saran wrap wrapping
Open the plastic and then you stand back gasping
Fucking assassins are jacking amtracks crashing
All this terror america demands action
Next thing you know you got uncle sam's ass asking
To join the army or what you'll do for the navy
You're just a baby getting recruited at 18
You're on a plane now eating their food and their baked beans
I'm 28 they go' take you fore they take me
Crazy insane or insane crazy
When I say Hussien you say shady
My views ain't changed to lend humane weight
But rained two days late
The date's today hang me
Chorus x2
fuck everybody who likes this song becuz i gotta go wit my girl in
a thong. SUCK IT!
Chorus (X2)
Outro
Dr. Dre, wants to square dance with me
Nasty Nas, wants to square dance with me
X to the Z, wants to square dance with me
Busta Rhymes, wants to square dance with me
Can-a-bitch, won't square dance with me
Fan-a-bitch, won't square dance with me
Canada-bis, don't want no parts of me
Dirty Dozen, wants to square dance with you
Yee-Haw!!!