Failure – Are We Having A Good Time Yet? lyrics

Cruising for a bruising
Rubbing it in with your bottle of gin
losing is so amusing
the plebs and the proles
they just do as they're told

wake up and throw up
it's a way of life hope I never grow up
speeding till we're bleeding
then the van broke down
on the wrong side of town

and after all is this what y ou came for?
did you think it wouldn't be the same?

anytime, sunshine
get out of my way
i've had one of those days
and don't look back when you leave this room
cos me and the lads
we're going to do you

in a lather
over who can spit farther
let's go outside and decide who's harder
everything it's true
looks different through
the bottom of a bottle of continental lager

and if you think that you've seen nothing yet
well this is as good as it ever gets

waster
rainbow-chaser
place your bets cos you'll get yours yet
giving it up?
you should be living it up
is it my turn yet while there's still some life left

and if you think that you've seen nothing yet
well this is as good as it ever gets
and are we having a good time yet?
cos this is as cool as it ever gets
it'll ever get

we had a lovely, lovely time.