Five Iron Frenzy – You Can't Handle This lyrics

Album: Five Iron Frenzy 2: Electric Boogaloo

Making young girls pine, I don't have the time
Babies get in line, I've got a protractor
Got a stapler now, it goes ?Ka-ching?
gotta have the math club crown me king
gotta rock the screen with the cosine graphing
on my calculator. If you're up and if you want
a piece of me wave goodbye and blow a kiss
'Cause you can't handle this

chorus
No, No, No
you can't handle this.

Through my glasses glare you'll see savoir faire
beneath my icy stare ,I've got a retainer
Maybe I'm the physics main event
maybe I'm the chem club president
maybe even Texas Instruments
thinks that I'm coplanar
If you're up and if you want
a piece of me wave goodbye and blow a kiss/
'Cause you can't handle this

bridge
And Leonard Nimoy can't stand up to this
And Captain James T. Kirk
bows beneath my fists
And I am awesome awesome
I am the awesomest
chorus

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