Frenzal Rhomb – It Might As Well Be Dunkeld lyrics

we had three days off from 26 shows and we didn't know what to do
harvey went to london, and lex went with him too
we drove off to Scotland to find some loch's and clans?
and the doctor went to germany to have sex with men
the doctor went to germany to have sex with men

chris mozel (?) had an uncle we didn't know much about
he had 60 different relatives and couldn't work it out
they took us in gave us food and beer and showed us where to sleep
despite the close-knit community no one had webbed feet

we're so far from sydney and melbourne as well
if we have to be somewhere it might as well be dunkeld
if we have to be somewhere it might as well be dunkeld

gordy likes to get a boozy head (?) and he drank all he could find
snorting a mix of hash and copenhagen and he nearly lost his mind
poor luke fell in love with a prostitute and he said the price was fair
she liked his leather jacket and his thick body hair
she liked his leather jacket and his thick body hair

we're so far from sydney and melbourne as well
if we have to be somewhere it might as well be dunkeld
if we have to be somewhere it might as well be dunkeld

we're so far from sydney and melbourne as well
if we have to be somewhere it might as well be dunkeld
if we have to be somewhere it might as well be dunkeld