Wish I was a man on a western land.
I'd dig my spurs into the western sand.
I'd dig on the view across the big red sky.
Dig my ax into a pine and watch the chips fly.
I'm gonna go, this time I know,
city's got me feeling like a motherfuckah!
This one is it, after I quit,
I can't write a love song worth shit!
I wish I was a Viking in 1103.
I'd fuck up shit on the high cold sea.
Did you know that the Vikings were always ripped?
They kept a lot of drugs on their dragonships.
I wish I had a tape recorder.
I'd tape everything I ever said.
Nothing ever comes out right.
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