Funny Girl soundtrack – The Swan lyrics

FANNY BRICE
What are ya gonna do? Shoot da swans? These lovelies? My swans girls?
Can't you see when you look at me
What a lovely creature is a swan- yoo-hoo!!
I'm all over fluffy white.
I wouldn't peck at you or bite
And have tiny twinkle toes to dance upon-
Oh was that good?
So you just gotta have a swan
Well you're out of luck
‘Cause a chicken wouldn't do,
It Would only cluck
And besides you couldn't say
"I saw a chicken lake ballet"
They would think you don't know nothin'
You are missing here a button
‘Cause a chicken's only good for consomme
Where upon, where upon,
Where upon where upon
A chicken or a duck is a mistake
When you do Swan Lake Ballet...