Goldie Lookin' Chain – Newport's In The House lyrics

People sayiný they from Newport and copying our leisure wear,
Hear me swear (fcuk),
Mike Balls is my name,
People sayin they from Newport cos they wanna be the same,
As us, wearing Kappa or Pringle,
Have you ever had a fcukin fight down the dingle?
Or heard of the new firm,
Or Anthony Moulden,
Who says heýs from Newport but I knows heýs from Bolton,
He says heýs from Newport but take my advice,
I know youýve ever been to zanziýs twice,
I donýt care if youýre from Swindon,
Or if youýre a bender,
Gotta keep it real,
donýt be a pretender,

Zanzi, Zanzibar, Zanzi, Zanzibar, Zanzi, Zanzibar, Zanzi, Zanzibar,

To the people over here, to the people over there,

Iým safe as 2 cans of lager and I got Umbro leisure wear,
Don't stare,
Or you'll read these Nikes,
Like Des OýConnor,
Fcukiný Melanie Sykes,
Bang bang like bullets,
From an Uzi,
I been fisted to death by Michael Barrymore's jacuzzi
Weýre gonna put you to the test,
Taking pot-shots take your motor,
Newportýs like the wild west,
The chance you take, give me the money I leant you,
Canýt escape bleeding to death outside the Gwent,
Itýs like spiking your motherýs lager with a gram of mace,
Or being abducted and raped by aliens from out of space,
Turn up the speakers bra til they start to distort,
Weýre the Goldie Lookiný Chain throughout the Newport.

Zanzi, Zanzibar, Zanzi, Zanzibar, Zanzi, Zanzibar, Zanzi, Zanzibar,

And weýre born and raised, and weýre born and raised, and weýre born and raised in Newport city

Thatýs where I was born,
Rocking the party with the tape of dog porn,
Spin the decks,
Check the microphone,
Slash throwing the songs like we was Tom Jones,
But weýre not, weýre the Goldie Lookiný Chain,
Safe like Windsor Davies,
But never the twain,
This is the town, Newportýs the city,
tossed off by 2 slagýs on the number 9 to Spitty,

(you know what Iým fcuking sick of people claiming they from Newport when there fcuking not, its not fcuking safe ?????????)
Step up, run up, get up, whatýs up suckers?,

Took half a gram of mace and 23 pukkaýs,
People sayiný they from the NPT ,
Just cos they wanna be in the GLC,
Poppiný these pills get the fcuk out ma face,
When I robs a house I never leave a trace,
Cominý straight outta Newport itýs the Goldie Lookiný Chain,
Mother fcuker weýre about to put some salt in ya game,

(Fcukin respect to Krinder, ?????? The fcukiný Shaftsbury, fcukiný the Tescoýs shelf stacking posse, ???? fcukiný safe-knows it)

To the people over here, to the people over there AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!! No no, hang on, serious, serious, take theýýý