Are you trying not to sleep?
In the back seat with a bottle, Went too heavy on the throttle
Stuck in a ditch Some son of a bitch, tall, slow pitch
Sleep
How many fingers waved in front of your face?
Don’t pass yourself off as a charity case.
What was the name on the accident claim?
Are you trying not to sleep?
Radio on, top of the ladder at the beauty salon
Thinking his name when the colour goes on Try not to sleep
No one could keep up with what you had planned Shoveling snow and a mid-winter tan 20 minutes on the interstate
Figure 8 trying to stay awake
You try not to sleep With the laminated heads Your portfolio spread Should’ve left it at home? All by yourself but you’re never alone
Where’s all your money from the house calls? The head of the firm with a 10-dollar perm and dumber than a brick wall. You should’ve stayed and got fed when you woke up in his bed Or made a couple phone calls.You’re in it for the long haul
They’re rigging up chains, Sparks off the railing And the Western White Pine You’re dreaming of a kiss Try not to miss With your 20 dollar wine
Your hundred-dollar fine The solid yellow lines Leave some in the back Keep the top flat Take some off the sides