Host: Hello and welcome to the Dating Game.
And let us begin.
Bachelor number one enjoys chilling out at the beach and drinking champagne.
Bachelor number two enjoys going to parties and meeting fine young ladies.
Bachelor number three enjoys relaxing in his Miami Beach mansion and cruising in his Cadillac Brougham with Truz 'N' Vogues.
And now ladies and gentlemen let's bring out today's contestant, Yummy!
Yummy: Bachelor number one, I'll start with you. When you're with a girl, what do you do?
Bachelor number one: I take them to a playground and quick as I can
We'll take a dip in the pool and build a castle from sand
We'll drink champagne and sing love songs
Take a ride in the Benz or the Cadillac Brougham
Then a trip on a ship
Yummy: All in one day?
Bachelor number one: You know it baby cuz the kid don't play
Yummy: Bachelor number two, how do you know
Where in the world girls like to go?
Bachelor number two: I really don't know but I'll take a chance
We can go to Hawaii or even Japan
Hop in my jet and get cold ill
Fly to China or maybe Brazil
Take a ride down binal(?), eat escargot
Swing through the jungle and beat a bongo
Yummy: Now bachelor number three, today's my day
I brought a friend home, what do you say?
Bachelor number three: Get the fuck out
Yummy: What?
Bachelor number three: Don't bring no Bigfoot in my home, Gus
Get the fuck out
Yummy: You're full of it
Bachelor number three: Don't bring no Bigfoot in my home, Gus
Get the fuck out
Yummy: You're crazy, child
Bachelor number three: Don't bring no Bigfoot in my home, Gus
Get the f
Get the f
Get the f
Get the f
Get the fuck out
And if my wife don't like it, she can get the fuck out, too
You missed me bitch