Heywood Banks – Wiperblades lyrics

Oh, winter's here with all the ice and snow
and the surly slush upon road
the salty spray upon my window
makes me wish that i'd replaced my wiperblades

my wiper wiper wiper blades
my wiper wiper wiper blades
my wiper wiper wiper blades
i wish that I'd replaced my wiperblades

salty spray from semis that do pass
that turn my windsheld into bathroom glass
i turn the knob but i come to the conclusion
that i did not fill up my washer solution

my wiper wiper wiper fluid
my wiper wiper wiper fluid
My wiper wiper wiper fluid
i wish that I'd replaced my wiper fluid

down the express way 80 m.p.h.
i can make out headlights, taillights, frosted shapes
but down by the dash there's a clearing where both blades do scrape
i can see fine if i lay on the passenger seat

my wiper wiper wiper blades
my wiper wiper wiper blades
my wiper wiper wiper blades
i wish that I'd replaced my wiper blades

New verse!
Summer's here with depressed bugs and flies
All committing windshield suicide
In smears of green and yellow gizzard goo
Only Brillo wiper blades will do.

my wiper wiper wiper blades
my wiper wiper wiper blades
my wiper wiper wiper blades

i wish that I'd replaced my wiper blades
my wiper wiper wiper blades
my wiper wiper wiper blades
(one time on delay)
my wiper, wiper, wiper blades
I wish that I'd replaced my wiper blades