Hot Charlie – Hitler Destroyed My Ilac lyrics

I am lovable and capable,
And that’s something you can’t change.
But then this guy with one testicle
Came and took it all away.
What gives him the right,
To make me feel so lame?
He took everything I’ve done,
And he put it all to shame.
"You’re ugly and stupid too,
I’m sorry I met you.
Your mother must have cried
the first time she saw you".
Hitler destroyed my ILAC,
I’ll never be the same.
Hitler destroyed my ILAC,
He told me I was gay.
Hitler destroyed my ILAC,
I’ll never get it back.
Hitler destroyed my ILAC,
I’ll never get it back.
Sitting in my room I cry all night,
I’ve got nothing left to say.
What he did just isn’t right,
You can’t just throw me away.
But wait, this Hitler guy
Must have self esteem;
So I’ll just take it away
Just like he did to me.
"You’re short, and just one nut
won’t get you very far.
Your mustache makes you look
Like an out-of-work pornstar.
Hitler destroyed my ILAC,
He’ll never be the same.
Hitler destroyed my ILAC,
I told him he looked gay.
Hitler destroyed my ILAC,
I’ll never get it back.
Hitler destroyed my ILAC,
Now he’ll never get it back.