(Souffle!)
(Mark are you hungry?) Uh-huh!
(Big Pete are you hungry?) Uh-Huh!
[Burp]
We be grubbin!
Hey hey hey hey look here look here first of all I wanna welcome
all y'all fat ass Entre-eaters to the Diner's Club. (Entre!)
[Verse 1:]
My lunch is packed, Jenny Craig don't know how to act
We want Big Mac's, Burger King and some fat
With a stack of blubber
I Can't Believe It’s Not Butter
Peter always hungers
Waiter take my order
It's only Mark that has ten chins, cow slaughter
Got ya daughter eatin grits cause you think she oughta
Told the butcher to slaughter any cows like that
You know how macaroni act off bologna fat
Gained the fat and tasted that
Ten Chins! (how many?)
Down ta get some Golden Bird Chicken
Mark is back in, so we can have some grub
We're not down to wash these dishes at the club (Kool-Aid!)
Show me crumbs
[Chorus:]
We Be Grubbin
everybody likes when Mark
eats something
Chef please cook somethin (That's rice)
We just dumpin
And we grubbin and bakin
like it ain't nothing wrong
Get ya grub on (We be grubbin)
Ah, we be grubbin (We be grubbin)
(Buffet!)
(We be grubbin, We be grubbin)
[Verse 2:]
Quarter Pounder With Cheese, so what the fuck now?
KFC, let's chow down
sure I want some Mounds
make sure Mark & Peter grow
(Dominoes Delivery tonight?)
No, it's DeGiorno
Fat people run slow up in the club
remember when they munch and grub
it's only crumbs
Grub, for everybody eatin with us
and fuck everybody losin weight on us
the cooks are bakin for us, and we've already gained 3 chins
I'm tryin ta fuck with a bag of Pork Skins
I'll go to Mickey D's, or get some Betty Crocker's
Cause if she want some mo chips, a Jr. Whopper, try Weight Watchers
She weighs as much as my car *eat! eat!*
And see how bad, she wanna eat Super Stars
They know who we are (What you eatin?) FRENCH FRIES
Meet me at the salad bar!
[Bridge:]
The steak is raw, steak is raw, steak is raw
bake it off bake it off, the cake is soft [x4]
[Burp] (we be grubbin) uhh (uhh) (we be grubbin) [x2]
[Verse 3:]
Baby Ruth, beware my scale is on "tilt"
Waitress bitchin, off the shakes Mark spilt
Everybody's sweatin, just like Mark-is-sweatin
I weigh 1999! Pizza party over, oops my blender still grinds
He has a set of breasts, and he ate all my lemons and limes
(click click)
Big Pete can ya eat the Ritz one mo' time
God damn you swine! (Peter eat on it)
He’s got fat for days (add some meat on it)
Now everybody in the world, love to go grubbin
and after we grub it's just breakfast and munchin
Hope you ain't grubbin on my platter the size of the parking lot
who ain't got nothin', tryin' to eat somthin
Pumpkins, we be the eaters who be chompin
cause Mark is very-faat cook 'em very hot
Pot pies and some parmesean, all night long!
Get ya grub on!
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
[Chorus:]
We be grubbin
everybody likes when Mark
eats something
Chef please cook somethin (That's rice)
We just dumping
And we grubbin and bakin
like it ain't nothing wrong
Get ya grub on
Fatboys let me know if you're gonna grub! (Flambe!)
Fatgirls let me know if you're gonna grub!
Fat people let me know if you're gonna grub!
Mark LaMadrid let me know if you're gonna grub!
Big Pete let me know if you're gonna grub! (Saute!)
Saladbartenders let me know if you're gonna grub!
McDonalds' is the place where we can grub!
Burger King is the place where we can grub!
El Pollo Loco is the place where we can grub! (Mayonaise!)
Pizza Hut is the place where we can grub!
Dominoes is the place where we can grub!
Wiener Schnitzel's is the place where we can grub!
House of Pancakes is the place where we can grub! (Pancakes!)
Taco Bell is the place where we can grub!
KFC is the place where we can grub!
Panda Express is the place where we can grub!
Del Taco is the place where we can grub! (Shake-n-Bake!)
Denny's is the place where we can grub!
Yoshinoya is the place where we can grub!
Sizzler is the place where we can grub! (FritoLay!)
I might start to grub on chips!