Irving Aaronson – Wimmin! Aaaah! lyrics

Yesterday I saw a fella in a padded cell.
Now he looked just as sane as he could be.
When I asked how he got there he really couldn't tell.
So I thought I'd solve the mystery.

I spoke to him and gee how mild he seemed,
But when I mentioned wimmin he just screamed!

Wimmin! Aaaah!
Wimmin! Aaaah!
They're the only cause of my despair!

Wimmin! Aaaah!
Wimmin! Aaaah!
Pardon me I'll have to tear my hair ... there.

I never cut out paper dollies in bed.
My mother never let me fall on my head.
It wasn't liquor. No, no, no. Money? Oh, no.
But wimmin!

Wimmin! Aaaah!
Wimmin! Aaaah!
Wimmin, wimmin, wimmin, wimmin, aaaah!