Jack Off Jill – Gay Barbie Song lyrics

Hiya Garrets!
Hi Raul!
(Raul) You wanna go for a ride?
(Garrets) On what?
(Raul) On this!
(Garrets) Barbies sucha bitch she is just a witch
(Raul) I really hate her, why does Ken date her?
(Garrets) Ken is such a man, I do all i can
(Raul) Just to do him, (Yes) we just wanna screw him! (shes such a bitch I wanna scratch her eyes out)
(Garrets) I have dreams about Ken being inside my den, and we hold and we kiss like we're sweethearts.
(Raul) But that Barbie's a slut with her cute little butt, and i guess Ken likes boobs made of fake parts
(Garrets) And I cry every day cause straight up that bitch is in my way! Oooh Barbie is a bitch she is just a witch
(Raul) I really hate her, why does Ken date her?
(Garrets) Ken is such a man, I do all i can
(Raul) Just to do him, we wanna screw him! When i see her i will knee her.
(Garrets) Ooooont, Ooooont, Oooooooooo
(Raul) I will punch her and i'll crunch her
(Garrets) Ohhh Oh Yes
(Raul) HEY GARRETS!
(Garrets) WHAT RAUL!
(Raul) LOOK WHOSE OVER THERE!
(Garrets) WELL IF IT ISNT BARBIE WITHOUT KEN AND THAT STUPID CALIFORNIA DREAM VAN!HEY BARBIE ITS US LOOK RIGHT OVER HERE LOOK.
(Raul) RIGHT HERE MISSY! TAKE YOU LITTLE SLUT, YOU HOOKER YOU BITCH, ILL SCRATCH YOUR EYES OUT! KEN IS MINE!
(Garrets) Ohh sorry, lets get the hell out of here!