Jan Howard – Your Ole Handy Man lyrics

(Dolly Parton)

I have to mow the lawn and I have to wash the car
Honey I just like to know who you think you are
I'm gettin' tired of waggin' that old heavy garbage can
Your woman's gettin' tired of bein' your ole handy man.

I have to run your water and I have to wash your back
And I have to strop your razor after you have had your bath
You're helpless as a baby but I love you understand
I'm just gettin' tired of bein' your ole handy man.

Your woman's gettin' tired of bein' your ole handy man
I know you got ten fingers right where's your helping hand
Oh, I've just made a decision I've stood all I'm gonna stand
Your woman's gettin' tired of bein' your ole handy man.

I do everything for you you never help yourself
And I think I die from shock if you raise a hand to help
Well I might gonna keep it up just what you've got planned
Your woman's gettin' tired of bein' your ole handy man.

Your woman's gettin' tired of bein' your ole handy man
I know you got ten fingers right where's your helping hand
Oh, I've just made a decision I've stood all I'm gonna stand
Your woman's gettin' tired of bein' your ole handy man.

I love you but come on baby you're a big boy now
All those muscles are goin' to waste...